Ode To Alcoholism
Ode To Alcoholism
A couple more beers
and I’ll be driving over fence posts.
A couple more beers
and I’ll forget my clothes and name.
A couple more beers
and I’ll lose my bowel control.
Isn’t it great how funny life is,
with a couple more beers.
One more glass of wine
and my speech is incomprehensible.
One more glass of wine
and my kidneys begin to fail.
One more glass of wine
and I’ll be driving in your lane.
Isn’t it great how life’s more stylish,
with one more glass of wine.
Another shot of whiskey
and I’ll shoot my loaded gun.
Another shot of whiskey
and I’ll curse your family’s name.
Another shot of whiskey
and I’ll fight all 30 of you.
Isn’t it great to go to Rehab,
with another shot of whiskey.
Just a swig more of vodka
and the cops will soon be here.
Just a swig more of vodka
and I’ll lose both job and family.
Just a swig more of vodka
and I’ll be throwing up my blood.
Isn’t it great to have an embolism,
with just a swig more of vodka.
A little more grain alcohol
and I’ll lose my sight for sure.
A little more grain alcohol
and I’ll black out collapsing onto floor.
A little more grain alcohol
and I’ll be in a early grave.
Isn’t it great how life is funny,
with a little more grain alcohol.
Please remember that alcohol is a drug.
If you’re going to use this drug,
then don’t abuse this drug.
Operate machinery sober.
Drink responsibly.
Randall Paul Prazuch
Copyright © 2012
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